Pretty much every day there is some hashtag popping up on Twitter that gives us all a little distraction from all the bad shit in the world, today sex is on the menu with #DontDoThisAfterSex and the responses are just as good as you think they’d be.
So let’s not waste anymore time with me rambling and let’s get to the tweets.
#DontDoThisAfterSex forget to pay
— Eric Poppe (The Citadel Hub) (@ericpoppe) July 25, 2020
Yea man that could get you in some trouble 😦
#DontDoThisAfterSex Argue over which Super Hero would win a Cage Match pic.twitter.com/NGI6hnbGud
— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙 (@TheotherAnge) July 25, 2020
New meaning to the term “Cage Match” I’d pay to see it.
dont look ur uncle in the eyes #DontDoThisAfterSex
— monica (@monicarolanda07) July 25, 2020
Some people’s humor is a bit more twisted…isn’t that the best kind though?
#DontDoThisAfterSex
— AlNemer فهد بن محمد بن سليمان (@faha_d73) July 25, 2020
love making is a part of marriage life shouldn’t happend in casual flirtation!
capitalism destroyed your culture & perception, made you behave like machine or animals, acting w/o sense or responsibility
adultery is a big reason for social disintegration!
Man some people really take life too seriously and suck all the joy right out of it…
Wanna see this magic trick I learned?#DontDoThisAfterSex pic.twitter.com/m06WaVuC45
— Kotomy Ichinose (@IchinoseKotomy) July 25, 2020
Yea I think most of us know this trick…
Tell her to Make America Great Again. #DontDoThisAfterSex pic.twitter.com/D2KCrGkNTS
— Michael Jay Sickles (@MentalTease) July 25, 2020
Guess that depends on who you’re sleeping with.
#DontDoThisAfterSex slap her on the ass & tell her “good game”
— WILL I.R. (@willtermine) July 25, 2020
Eh i know a few women that would think this was cute.
Ask them if they want some juice #DontDoThisAfterSex
— _A’lanrou Egypt (@ShrinkyDinnkks) July 25, 2020
Well hey why not? Gotta re-hydrate after right?
#DontDoThisAfterSex
— Hannah-Banana (@hannthrax) July 25, 2020
Respond to “I’m gonna cum” with “okay.” pic.twitter.com/CVoPZIWT7C
How romantic…
Tell her it was good, but not as good as your ex. #DontDoThisAfterSex
— Brandon Neely (@BrandonTXNeely) July 25, 2020
Sounds like a sure way to get castrated.
Cry and ask for forgiveness from god. Turns people off. #DontDoThisAfterSex
— Michael Finn (@mfinn3333) July 25, 2020
Yea doesn’t sound like much of an aphrodisiac to me…
What are your thoughts?
What’s your advice for #DontDoThisAfterSex?
Let us know in the comments 🙂
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