The news every day is mostly depressing or something that will anger us and although many of these stories and injustices do need the attention their getting, sometimes it’s nice to take a break and have a good little chuckle…The hashtag is #InsteadOfNudesPleaseSend and here are some of my favorite tweets I found…
You’re Vote for #BidenHarris#InsteadOfNudesPleaseSend
— GrabEmBythePussy CivilWar2020 (@BytheEm) September 21, 2020
I included this one just so I could be a grammar nazi….it’s “your vote”…okay out of my system
#InsteadOfNudesPleaseSend food pic.twitter.com/JST3idxdI2
— dumbass with a 💖😝diploma😝💖 (@FlorileDalbe) September 21, 2020
Well yea sure send actual food…pictures of food are just a form of torture…
#InsteadOfNudesPleaseSend hand sanitizer and Lysol, fuck pics of dicks I need Lysol quick.
— Coleyo the great (@ColeyoThe) September 21, 2020
Hey, practical and you made it rhyme…fancy!
#InsteadOfNudesPleaseSend pics of your kitty, not pics of your “kitty” 🙃 pic.twitter.com/iJo8siFHDa
— QuantumReality (@QuantumReality9) September 21, 2020
This is a given…pictures of cats are always welcome!
#insteadofnudespleasesend your dick via carrier pigeon
— Previously AliceVonTerre – Got hacked! (@L8TEX_) September 21, 2020
There must have been some form of sexting back in the day right? Van Gogh did do the whole ear thing…that’s kind of the same.
#InsteadOfNudesPleaseSend a preordered PS5 digital edition. Thanks
— Reid Rasmussen (@ReidRasmussen83) September 21, 2020
Good luck with that one man…I’ll also take on of these please and one that’s not from the price gougers would be nice.
#InsteadOfNudesPleaseSend Nachos. pic.twitter.com/RLTbHMweev
— Ezbrnd (@ezbrnd) September 21, 2020
God damn it…now I’m wicked hungry…
#InsteadOfNudesPleaseSend a job
— Sexiest Man Alive 2 (@EdwardToase) September 21, 2020
I could really use one of these too lol…or at least for my blog to get more traffic would be nice…
#InsteadOfNudesPleaseSend me to the Moon pic.twitter.com/Cy16nsaiXz
— V🌎TE.for.Earth (@Jonprades) September 21, 2020
These days it’s probably much safer up there…where’s Elon Musk when ya need him.
#InsteadOfNudesPleaseSend pic.twitter.com/ExrRlVtU5k
— ns_pq (@Week16852572) September 21, 2020
Something all of us could use these days…that and more compassion for and from our fellow human beings.
What’s your #InsteadOfNudesPleaseSend request?
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